Hosting a holiday meal can be quite the ordeal, with all the cooking, cleaning, and prepping required. Check out my tips to make holiday meals easier for men!
“Politics: It’s time to get involved!
Who doesn’t love a heated Facebook debate about gun control? All of your family members, that’s who! Just make sure to challenge a broad range of views, and if anyone questions your flip-flopping, don’t worry; you’re simply “playing Devil’s advocate…” all the way to the bank!”
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“I’ve always loved arts and crafts, making birthday cards, that sort of thing,” Ms. Sojourn said, speaking to us in her home, a veritable treasure trove of her creations. “So when I was offered the opportunity to shame women who make different choices from me by making posters, I was so in.”
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I am so excited to finally share with you a project I’ve been working on for several months now! The Cool Teen’s Guides are the only fake educational brochures for teens that discuss the real topics teens want to know about, like fingering and slamming your bedroom door! They’re brought to you by InfoTEENment Publications, a fake company which fancies themselves real public servants.
Here’s an excerpt from their brochure about prom:
You can read all of The Cool Teen’s Guides here. Enjoy!
This is a piece I originally read at the May 19, 2015 Animal Farm Reading Series in Brooklyn, NY.
In the wedding of Brianna Clark v. Jason Montessori, it was determined late Sunday night that bridesmaid Jane Woods, the bride’s former college roommate, would be permanently removed from the wedding party effective immediately. The bridesmaid’s dishonorable discharge was determined by Ms. Clark and her panel of trusted advisors, including her sister, hair colorist, and the forums of TheKnot.com.
Miss Woods was dismissed for being uncooperative, unenthusiastic, and per Ms. Clark, “doesn’t even seem to care about other people’s weddings that much.”
I mean, not really. It’s more of a making-fun-of-weddings blog. I think you’d like it:
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