Reductress: Lana Del Rey Actually Dead Girl Who Mysteriously Drowned in Lake

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“I think it was that Kendrick boy,” said local eccentric Mrs. Moody, a beekeeper who can often be found wandering the shores of Lake Silence, and a fan of the song, “Summertime Sadness”. “One time I saw him drive his Thunderbird down to the White Horse Gentlemen’s Club with another woman in the front seat. She looked just like Elizabeth, but she had shocking red hair. It was a strange thing. A strange, strange thing.”

Lana Del Rey Actually Dead Girl Who Mysteriously Drowned in Lake (Reductress)

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